In Which Bellatrix Can't Stop Talking About Herself

When Imperius doesn’t do the trick

And AK is overkill
They ask for me specifically
To use my special skill

I’m the witch on the moor
I’m the demon in the night
I’m the fear that creeps about you
I’m the Dark Mark in the sky
I’m the thorn on the rose
I’m the worm in the apple
I’m the venom in the snake
I’m the prize you cannot take

And it’s so awesome being evil!
Lord Voldemort loves me
My never-ending loyalty
So freaking awesome being evil!
Lord Voldemort loves me
He has all the power that I need

When there are happy homes to break
And children’s lives to ruin
While there are Mudbloods still alive
And Aurors left to do in
You will find me there
With my wand in my hand
The Cruciatus Curse
Not even death is worse

And it’s so awesome being evil!
Lord Voldemort loves me
My never-ending loyalty
So freaking awesome being evil!
The Dark Lord has the power that I need

I vow my devotion to all things Dark
And I swear on my purest blood
To do as I am told, Lord Voldemort
I’ll obey your every whim
I passionately follow him

I’m the lust that is forbidden
I’m the nightmare with no end
The secret you can’t keep hidden
The Dementors’ best friend
I’m the dagger at your throat
I’m a disembodied note
I'm the essence of your screaming
A stabbing pain, and death beseeming

And my eyes have all the seeming
Of a demon's that is dreaming
And the Dark Mark o'er me gleaming
Casts my shadow on the floor
And your soul from out that shadow
That lies floating on the floor
Your soul from out that shadow
Shall be lifted nevermore!

And it’s so awesome being evil!
Lord Voldemort loves me
My never-ending loyalty
So freaking awesome being evil!
I can do anything!
The Dark Lord has the power that I seek!