Goodbye Muggle World

My parents are dentists
They know nothing of my wizarding world
And neither did I until
My letter from Hogwarts unfurled

They say that they love me
But I kind of wonder if they do
Cuz the truth is that they wanted me
To go to dental school

But it turns out I'm a witch

And I can't wait to go back to Hogwarts
And learn Potions and Charms and Arithmancy
I say goodbye to the Muggle world
I love to read Hogwarts, a History
I'm a witch and I will always be
I love being a witch

I spend my holidays at the Burrow
I never see my family
I much prefer my wizard friends
The Muggle world depresses me

And I can't wait to go back to Hogwarts
And learn Potions and Charms and Arithmancy
I say goodbye to the Muggle world
I love to read Hogwarts, a History
I'm a witch and I will always be
I love being a witch

At Hogwarts I shrunk my teeth
At Hogwarts I smoothed my hair
In the Muggle world they always laughed
In the Muggle world they didn't care

I know everything about being a witch
I practiced my magic as soon as I could
I picked up on all the slang
I know the spells that everyone should

And I can't wait to go back to Hogwarts
And learn Potions and Charms and Arithmancy
I say goodbye to the Muggle world
I love to read Hogwarts, a History
I'm a witch and I will always be
I love being a witch

I changed my parent's memories
And moved them far away
I said it was a sacrifice
But I'd rather be with Ronald any day

I say goodbye to the Muggle world
I'm a witch and I will always be
I love to read Hogwarts, a History
I love my Ronald Weasley
I love being a witch