Dean Thomas Must Die

As for secret monsters
Within secret chambers
Lord Voldemort did well
The basilisk was swell
I killed it with a sword
I foiled the Dark Lord--but
A greater monster waits
For the sister of my mate

I’ve saved Ginny and Hogwarts from
Monsters and from Voldemort
Now there’s another monster that’s
In a chamber in my heart

There's a monster in my chest
That makes me want to kill
Dean Thomas every day,
In any way
I want to punch him in the face
Or hex him in the halls
Dean Thomas will pay
In every way
Dean Thomas must die

It all comes down to
That awful feeling
And I can’t stop it
I can’t control it
This secret monster
In my heart’s chamber
I need to feed it
Kill Dean Thomas!

I felt petrified when I saw them
Snogging in the hallway
He can’t take my best mate’s sister
Cause I deserve her more!

There's a monster in my chest
That makes me want to kill
Dean Thomas every day,
In any way
I want to punch him in the face
Or hex him in the halls
Dean Thomas will pay
In every way
Dean Thomas must die

Who cares about Ron?
(He's just Ginny's brother)
Who cares about Ron?
(He's only my best mate)
Who cares about Ron?
(He'd kill me if he knew
I have to) Save Ginny
Weasley from Dean Thomas!

There's a monster in my chest
That makes me want to kill
Dean Thomas every day,
In any way
I want to punch him in the face
Or hex him in the halls
Dean Thomas will pay
In every way
Dean Thomas must die

Dean Thomas must die!