There is a house at Hogwarts,
They call it Slytherin.
It's been the ruin of many a pure witch
Once she was sorted in.
With one foot in the Dark Arts,
The other in the flame,
The head of house is Severus Snape
With bravery and shame.
Oh mother, tell my sisters
Not to go where I have gone.
When the Sorting Hat is on your head,
Just choose a different one.
Oh mothers, tell your wizards
That it's for their own sake.
Don't follow in the Dark Arts
In the house of the silver snake.
There is a house at Hogwarts,
They call it Slytherin.
It's been the ruin of many a pure witch
Once she was sorted in.
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Wednesday, August 31, 2011
The Man with a Face
There's a man with a face on the back of his head
He did whatever the head-face said.
He wore a large turban to cover his plight
For the face on his head was a gruesome sight.
He was a professor at old Hogwarts,
But the job was cursed, and so he was forced
To travel the world after just one year,
And when he returned he was filled with fear.
He never did say what horrors he faced,
But when he came back, his hair had been replaced
With a pasty, writhing, evil mug
That survived by drinking unicorn blood.
There's a man with a face on the back of his head
He did whatever the head-face said.
He wore a large turban to cover his plight
For the face on his head was a gruesome sight.
He did whatever the head-face said.
He wore a large turban to cover his plight
For the face on his head was a gruesome sight.
He was a professor at old Hogwarts,
But the job was cursed, and so he was forced
To travel the world after just one year,
And when he returned he was filled with fear.
He never did say what horrors he faced,
But when he came back, his hair had been replaced
With a pasty, writhing, evil mug
That survived by drinking unicorn blood.
There's a man with a face on the back of his head
He did whatever the head-face said.
He wore a large turban to cover his plight
For the face on his head was a gruesome sight.
James's Son
James, he played Quidditch
Played it very well
He could catch the Snitch
The way he could cast a spell
He’d make the crowd love him
Before the game was done
You have your father’s skill.
You are your father’s son.
James never knew
Voldemort was on his way
He had other worries
And other games to play
When Voldy came and killed him,
I just had to run
The only thing in my head—
I had to save James's son.
I couldn’t feel goodness,
I couldn’t see light
I was in Azkaban,
The prison filled with fright.
Anger without comfort,
Screams without sound.
Only darkness and pain
The anger and pain
I escaped from the pain
There was new hope when I found
That Wormtail was still around.
James, he played Quidditch
He would be playing still.
I just can't forget him
I know I never will.
I'm fed up with excuses
I have only one:
You have your father’s skill.
I can see that
You are your father’s son.
Played it very well
He could catch the Snitch
The way he could cast a spell
He’d make the crowd love him
Before the game was done
You have your father’s skill.
You are your father’s son.
James never knew
Voldemort was on his way
He had other worries
And other games to play
When Voldy came and killed him,
I just had to run
The only thing in my head—
I had to save James's son.
I couldn’t feel goodness,
I couldn’t see light
I was in Azkaban,
The prison filled with fright.
Anger without comfort,
Screams without sound.
Only darkness and pain
The anger and pain
I escaped from the pain
There was new hope when I found
That Wormtail was still around.
James, he played Quidditch
He would be playing still.
I just can't forget him
I know I never will.
I'm fed up with excuses
I have only one:
You have your father’s skill.
I can see that
You are your father’s son.
Your Blood is So Pure
You wake up in the morning
And play with some new Dark toy
And prance around like a git
Because you're a Malfoy.
Does your mother always look
Like something died under her nose?
Or is it just when she's with you
That her disdain shows?
Because your blood is so pure
It makes you so sure
You're so much better than us
But you're so immature
'Cause when Purebloods are through
It'll be us and not you
At the end of the war
Mixed blood will endure.
Only Slytherins would care
If your blood is here or there
I'd rather mix with Mudbloods
Than be a millionaire
Your hair looks like it's slicked down with glue
When you see a Hippogriff, you scream like a girl
Just like every time that we see you
We have to hold back the instinct, the instinct to hurl
Because your blood is so pure
It makes you so sure
You're so much better than us
But you're so immature
Cause when Purebloods are through
It'll be us and not you
At the end of the war
Mixed blood will endure.
And play with some new Dark toy
And prance around like a git
Because you're a Malfoy.
Does your mother always look
Like something died under her nose?
Or is it just when she's with you
That her disdain shows?
Because your blood is so pure
It makes you so sure
You're so much better than us
But you're so immature
'Cause when Purebloods are through
It'll be us and not you
At the end of the war
Mixed blood will endure.
Only Slytherins would care
If your blood is here or there
I'd rather mix with Mudbloods
Than be a millionaire
Your hair looks like it's slicked down with glue
When you see a Hippogriff, you scream like a girl
Just like every time that we see you
We have to hold back the instinct, the instinct to hurl
Because your blood is so pure
It makes you so sure
You're so much better than us
But you're so immature
Cause when Purebloods are through
It'll be us and not you
At the end of the war
Mixed blood will endure.
Voldemort song
I never thought I'd be so alone
No followers, no body
Well at least I still have my soul
They could only kill my body
For now I'll drink unicorn blood
I'll rise again, my time will come
And they will regret that they left me
No punishment left undone
My followers all turned away
They will pay for their doubt
I'm coming back with a weapon
Which no one else knows about
Drink unicorn blood
Find the Philosopher's Stone
Call my Deatheaters back
Kill the boy who lived
I shall make a body, create an army
Hide the pieces of my soul
And I shall reign for eternity
Though everyone else will come and go . . .
No followers, no body
Well at least I still have my soul
They could only kill my body
For now I'll drink unicorn blood
I'll rise again, my time will come
And they will regret that they left me
No punishment left undone
My followers all turned away
They will pay for their doubt
I'm coming back with a weapon
Which no one else knows about
Drink unicorn blood
Find the Philosopher's Stone
Call my Deatheaters back
Kill the boy who lived
I shall make a body, create an army
Hide the pieces of my soul
And I shall reign for eternity
Though everyone else will come and go . . .
The Magic Cure It Do It All
My dearest ladies and gents,
Welcome to the recipe section of
The Quibbler.
The potion we're about to make
Is good for your home cannery
It's something that you've never seen
In your entire life-spannery
You'll find it very useful for
Your dragon-leather tannery
It makes disgusting sycophants
Both well-to-do and mannerly.
It's the greatest potion of them all
It replenishes your bile and gall
You'll be held within a thrall
With the Magic Cure It Do It All!
(Tis the greatest potion of them all
Replenishes both bile and gall
You'll be held within a thrall
With Magic Cure It Do It All)
The ingredients as follows now
The method, and the where and how
The why and which and what to do
If in the course of making it,
You accidentally lose a shoe--
But for the potion, gather round
A length of your best boyhood string,
A pint of dark brown ale, a pound
Of limbas grass, a hornet's wing
In the cauldron over low heat
Stir these things to a quicker beat
Than you would find in trot or waltz
And halfway through add bathing salts
Shred your snakeskin nice and long
Dissect the liver of a goat
Hum an upbeat, happy song
And remove a green frog's throat.
Let this simmer fifteen days
You'll know it by the sickly haze
That fills the room, that's the first phase
Of Dr Quibbler's magical, mystical and wonderful
Masterful, disasterful Magic Cure It Do It All!
(Of Dr Quibbler's magical, mystical and wonderful
Masterful, disasterful Magic Cure It Do It All!)
Add boomslang skin and ginger and the tail of a unicorn
Add beetle's eyes and half a pinch of Crumpled Snorkack's mystic horn
Finely ground, and on the side chop mandrake root until it dies
Add just enough until the steam remsembles mandrake's fatal cries
You're almost done, and oh what fun you'll have when you've had just a sip
Of Dr Quibbler's magical, hysterical, empirical
Insuperable, incomparable,
Beautiful, unstoppable
Masterful, disasterful
Magic Cure It Do It All!
(Of Dr Quibbler's magical, mystical and wonderful
Masterful, disasterful Magic Cure It Do It All!)
Toss in a handful earwig dust
Three fairy's eyes, two dragon teeth
Until the whole thing smells of must
You must let it gently seethe
Remove from heat immediately
And take it to the coldest spot
Which you can reasonably reach,
And there you have it, to the jot!
The fanciful, romancible
Chanceable and danceable
Appalling and enthralling
Magic Cure It Do It All!
(It's Dr Quibbler's magical, mystical and wonderful
Masterful, disasterful Magic Cure It Do It All!)
It's the greatest potion of them all
It replenishes your bile and gall
You'll be held within a thrall
With the Magic Cure It Do It All!
(Tis the greatest potion of them all
Replenishes both bile and gall
You'll be held within a thrall
With Magic Cure It Do It All)
Welcome to the recipe section of
The Quibbler.
The potion we're about to make
Is good for your home cannery
It's something that you've never seen
In your entire life-spannery
You'll find it very useful for
Your dragon-leather tannery
It makes disgusting sycophants
Both well-to-do and mannerly.
It's the greatest potion of them all
It replenishes your bile and gall
You'll be held within a thrall
With the Magic Cure It Do It All!
(Tis the greatest potion of them all
Replenishes both bile and gall
You'll be held within a thrall
With Magic Cure It Do It All)
The ingredients as follows now
The method, and the where and how
The why and which and what to do
If in the course of making it,
You accidentally lose a shoe--
But for the potion, gather round
A length of your best boyhood string,
A pint of dark brown ale, a pound
Of limbas grass, a hornet's wing
In the cauldron over low heat
Stir these things to a quicker beat
Than you would find in trot or waltz
And halfway through add bathing salts
Shred your snakeskin nice and long
Dissect the liver of a goat
Hum an upbeat, happy song
And remove a green frog's throat.
Let this simmer fifteen days
You'll know it by the sickly haze
That fills the room, that's the first phase
Of Dr Quibbler's magical, mystical and wonderful
Masterful, disasterful Magic Cure It Do It All!
(Of Dr Quibbler's magical, mystical and wonderful
Masterful, disasterful Magic Cure It Do It All!)
Add boomslang skin and ginger and the tail of a unicorn
Add beetle's eyes and half a pinch of Crumpled Snorkack's mystic horn
Finely ground, and on the side chop mandrake root until it dies
Add just enough until the steam remsembles mandrake's fatal cries
You're almost done, and oh what fun you'll have when you've had just a sip
Of Dr Quibbler's magical, hysterical, empirical
Insuperable, incomparable,
Beautiful, unstoppable
Masterful, disasterful
Magic Cure It Do It All!
(Of Dr Quibbler's magical, mystical and wonderful
Masterful, disasterful Magic Cure It Do It All!)
Toss in a handful earwig dust
Three fairy's eyes, two dragon teeth
Until the whole thing smells of must
You must let it gently seethe
Remove from heat immediately
And take it to the coldest spot
Which you can reasonably reach,
And there you have it, to the jot!
The fanciful, romancible
Chanceable and danceable
Appalling and enthralling
Magic Cure It Do It All!
(It's Dr Quibbler's magical, mystical and wonderful
Masterful, disasterful Magic Cure It Do It All!)
It's the greatest potion of them all
It replenishes your bile and gall
You'll be held within a thrall
With the Magic Cure It Do It All!
(Tis the greatest potion of them all
Replenishes both bile and gall
You'll be held within a thrall
With Magic Cure It Do It All)
Take the Fate
If neither can live while the other survives
That's a fate I will rise to meet
Out of the two of us I must say
That it's you who will face defeat
Because I have never killed
And I am whole
And I have never split my soul
I feel what you will never feel
You've done what I would never do
And one will destroy the other
Before this war is through
I may be marked as your equal
But we will never be so
For I know what you will not know
And your power of darkness
Will never comprehend
My power, love's power
I will take you in the end
That's a fate I will rise to meet
Out of the two of us I must say
That it's you who will face defeat
Because I have never killed
And I am whole
And I have never split my soul
I feel what you will never feel
You've done what I would never do
And one will destroy the other
Before this war is through
I may be marked as your equal
But we will never be so
For I know what you will not know
And your power of darkness
Will never comprehend
My power, love's power
I will take you in the end
Stars
There, up in the darkness
A red star is shining,
Warning of war.
Mars is the witness
That we have to fight
As we fought before.
Humans divine in the dark,
But mine is the way of the stars,
For centaurs follow the path of the orbits
Of Venus and Mars.
I can see in these stars
The world comes to wars!
Stars in their multitudes,
Filling the darknessWith knowledge and light;
They hold the prophecies
Secret and safe.
Centaurs watch in the night.
They have their place in the sky.
They hold their course and their aim.
And each in their season
Return and return
And are always the same.
And so it will be, and so it is written
In the pathways across the skies
That fortune may well be foretold
Through centaur’s eyes!
Now, you may see it
And you may read it
Safe within these stony castle walls.
It’s war, this I read in the stars.
A red star is shining,
Warning of war.
Mars is the witness
That we have to fight
As we fought before.
Humans divine in the dark,
But mine is the way of the stars,
For centaurs follow the path of the orbits
Of Venus and Mars.
I can see in these stars
The world comes to wars!
Stars in their multitudes,
Filling the darknessWith knowledge and light;
They hold the prophecies
Secret and safe.
Centaurs watch in the night.
They have their place in the sky.
They hold their course and their aim.
And each in their season
Return and return
And are always the same.
And so it will be, and so it is written
In the pathways across the skies
That fortune may well be foretold
Through centaur’s eyes!
Now, you may see it
And you may read it
Safe within these stony castle walls.
It’s war, this I read in the stars.
Scar-Free and Feeling Fine
I don't waste the Dark Lord's time
I've never been to Azkaban
My father is a normal man
Because I'm
Totally insignificant
I'm a wizard, but not pureblood
I belong in Hufflepuff
I've never battled any trolls
I've never gone down secret holes
Because I'm
Totally insignificant
I'm not friends with Harry Potter
I'm not some famous person's daughter
I don't descend from Peverell
I've never met a dog from Hell
I've never blown up an aunt
I'm totally insignificant!
Scar-free and feeling fine
I don't waste the Dark Lord's time
Harry Potter gets all the glory
So I'm not even a part of the story . . .
I make the best cheering charm around
I can exchange Galleons to pounds
I know a potion that makes you fuzz
But it doesn't matter at all, because
I've never fought a dragon on a broomstick
I've never spewed slugs when I've been sick
I've never dueled Lord Voldemort
I don't hang out with the Deatheater sort
I'm scar-free and feeling fine.
I've never been to Azkaban
My father is a normal man
Because I'm
Totally insignificant
I'm a wizard, but not pureblood
I belong in Hufflepuff
I've never battled any trolls
I've never gone down secret holes
Because I'm
Totally insignificant
I'm not friends with Harry Potter
I'm not some famous person's daughter
I don't descend from Peverell
I've never met a dog from Hell
I've never blown up an aunt
I'm totally insignificant!
Scar-free and feeling fine
I don't waste the Dark Lord's time
Harry Potter gets all the glory
So I'm not even a part of the story . . .
I make the best cheering charm around
I can exchange Galleons to pounds
I know a potion that makes you fuzz
But it doesn't matter at all, because
I've never fought a dragon on a broomstick
I've never spewed slugs when I've been sick
I've never dueled Lord Voldemort
I don't hang out with the Deatheater sort
I'm scar-free and feeling fine.
Ron's Song: In the Forest
Why
Did I ever leave you?
How
Can I get back to you?
Oh please,
Let me in.
Harry,
I know you're in danger
But can't you see me?
I'm not a stranger.
Your protective charms
Are keeping out your friend
I want to be with you
In the end.
Why
Did I ever leave you?
How
Can I get back to you?
Oh please,
Let me in.
I've been following the Potterwatch Network
And they say that you're okay
My mum would go berserk
If she knew I ran away.
Why
Did you let me go?
Don't you know how
Stupid I can be?
The Deluminator
Leads me to you
But you have to
Let me in.
Please let me in.
Why
Did I ever leave you?
How
Can I get back to you?
Oh please,
Let me in.
Did I ever leave you?
How
Can I get back to you?
Oh please,
Let me in.
Harry,
I know you're in danger
But can't you see me?
I'm not a stranger.
Your protective charms
Are keeping out your friend
I want to be with you
In the end.
Why
Did I ever leave you?
How
Can I get back to you?
Oh please,
Let me in.
I've been following the Potterwatch Network
And they say that you're okay
My mum would go berserk
If she knew I ran away.
Why
Did you let me go?
Don't you know how
Stupid I can be?
The Deluminator
Leads me to you
But you have to
Let me in.
Please let me in.
Why
Did I ever leave you?
How
Can I get back to you?
Oh please,
Let me in.
Poor Winky
Does anyone remember Poor Winky?
The little house elf who cried?
Liberated by the boy who never died?
What a cruel fate for poor Winky
The little house elf who cried?
Liberated by the boy who never died?
What a cruel fate for poor Winky
And that Dobby is such a disgrace
Marching around this place
With clothing--the scandal!
Marching around this place
With clothing--the scandal!
Winky just wants
To go back to her master
She'll apparate faster
Than anyone to get there.
To go back to her master
She'll apparate faster
Than anyone to get there.
Poor Winky, she's drinky
The Butterbeer's strong
She sobs all day long
Poor Winky
The Butterbeer's strong
She sobs all day long
Poor Winky
Pink equals evil
(The lyrics for this are a bot different on the recording)
Naughty children must be punished
Head Inquisitor Professor Umbridge
With an iron fist I rule this school
No children will be allowed to meet
In groups greater than three
They all listen to me
Head Inquisitor Professor Umbridge
With an iron fist I rule this school
No children will be allowed to meet
In groups greater than three
They all listen to me
They will submit to opening questioning
With Veritaserum
They'll tell me everything
And the naughty children will be punished
Til the message sinks in deep
The power is with me
And the Ministry
My Beautiful Beast
Run with me before we run out of time
It’s real for us, this love
You think that you’re a monster
And that’s all that matters
You’re more than just a man
Make me strong with your hope
Please just take my hand
Make me strong with your hope
And I’ll be beautiful for you
You think that you’re a monster
My beautiful beast
But you have the strongest soul
I’ll live a beautiful nightmare with you
You’re the most beautiful person I know
I’ll take any moment with you
Even in a nightmare
You’re my beautiful beast
My beautiful beast
Run with me before we run out of time
You’re the most beautiful person I know
My beautiful beast
I’ll live a beautiful nightmare with you
And I’ll be beautiful for you
You think that you are weak
But you have the strongest soul
And that’s all that matters
Everything is beautiful when I’m with you
And say you love me too
And that’s all that matters
And it’s real for us
My beautiful beast
It’s real for us, this love
You think that you’re a monster
And that’s all that matters
You’re more than just a man
Make me strong with your hope
Please just take my hand
Make me strong with your hope
And I’ll be beautiful for you
You think that you’re a monster
My beautiful beast
But you have the strongest soul
I’ll live a beautiful nightmare with you
You’re the most beautiful person I know
I’ll take any moment with you
Even in a nightmare
You’re my beautiful beast
My beautiful beast
Run with me before we run out of time
You’re the most beautiful person I know
My beautiful beast
I’ll live a beautiful nightmare with you
And I’ll be beautiful for you
You think that you are weak
But you have the strongest soul
And that’s all that matters
Everything is beautiful when I’m with you
And say you love me too
And that’s all that matters
And it’s real for us
My beautiful beast
Lily's Eyes--Sirius and Remus version
SIRIUS:
Strangely quiet, but now my mum
Simply rests to strike again
Standing, waiting, I see his face
I see her eyes
LUPIN:
Strange, this Harry, he leaves the room
Yet listens, Extendable ears
Something stirs me to think of her
I think of her
SIRIUS:
From death she casts her spell
From death, secretly spies
For now a boy has come who has her eyes
He has her eyes
The boy has Lily’s green eyes
Those eyes that saw him happy long ago
Those eyes that gave him life
And hoped he’d never know
The darkness that killed her and
Destroyed those green eyes
LUPIN:
He has her eyes
The boy has Lily’s green eyes
Those eyes that closed and left us all alone
Those eyes I feel will never ever let us go
How can we see this boy who has her green eyes?
In Lily’s eyes shone happiness
In the darkest hour
And though she fought with all her might
She crumpled from his power
SIRIUS:
He has her eyes
He has his mother’s green eyes
Those eyes that loved my best friend and their son
Those eyes that shone ferocity
And loved her one son
And held him close
To live at last with Lily’s eyes
LUPIN:
Imagine me, a werewolf
SIRIUS:
I longed for the day
She would defeat Lord Voldemort
LUPIN AND SIRIUS:
Would God had let her stay
SIRIUS:
He has her eyes
He has Lily’s green eyes
Those eyes that Potter loved so
How can
I now forget
That once she dared
To fight against the Dark Lord
It’s Lily’s eyes
It’s Lily’s eyes
LUPIN: (sung simultaneously with SIRIUS)
He has her eyes
His mother’s green eyes
Those eyes that saw him happy long ago
How can
I now forget
That once she sacrificed her life
And he’s alive
With Lily’s eyes
With Lily’s eyes
Strangely quiet, but now my mum
Simply rests to strike again
Standing, waiting, I see his face
I see her eyes
LUPIN:
Strange, this Harry, he leaves the room
Yet listens, Extendable ears
Something stirs me to think of her
I think of her
SIRIUS:
From death she casts her spell
From death, secretly spies
For now a boy has come who has her eyes
He has her eyes
The boy has Lily’s green eyes
Those eyes that saw him happy long ago
Those eyes that gave him life
And hoped he’d never know
The darkness that killed her and
Destroyed those green eyes
LUPIN:
He has her eyes
The boy has Lily’s green eyes
Those eyes that closed and left us all alone
Those eyes I feel will never ever let us go
How can we see this boy who has her green eyes?
In Lily’s eyes shone happiness
In the darkest hour
And though she fought with all her might
She crumpled from his power
SIRIUS:
He has her eyes
He has his mother’s green eyes
Those eyes that loved my best friend and their son
Those eyes that shone ferocity
And loved her one son
And held him close
To live at last with Lily’s eyes
LUPIN:
Imagine me, a werewolf
SIRIUS:
I longed for the day
She would defeat Lord Voldemort
LUPIN AND SIRIUS:
Would God had let her stay
SIRIUS:
He has her eyes
He has Lily’s green eyes
Those eyes that Potter loved so
How can
I now forget
That once she dared
To fight against the Dark Lord
It’s Lily’s eyes
It’s Lily’s eyes
LUPIN: (sung simultaneously with SIRIUS)
He has her eyes
His mother’s green eyes
Those eyes that saw him happy long ago
How can
I now forget
That once she sacrificed her life
And he’s alive
With Lily’s eyes
With Lily’s eyes
Lily’s Eyes (Snape version-duet with cello!!)
Strangely quiet in the Great Hall
As the students leave at last
But when I looked him in the face,
I saw her eyes
This Harry, he acts just like
His dad, that smarmy git
Yet something stirs me to think of her
I think of her
Each day I cast my spell
All night, secretly sigh
And now a boy has come who has her eyes
He has her eyes
The boy has Lily’s green eyes
Those eyes that saw me happy long ago
Those eyes that gave me life
And hope I’d never known
Oh how I hate this boy
And miss those green eyes
The boy has Lily’s green eyes
Those eyes that turned away, left me alone
Those eyes I feel will never ever let me go
How can I see this boy who has her green eyes?
In Lily’s eyes this Severus
Was good and true
But as I changed she turned away
My love she never knew
He has her eyes
He has my Lily’s green eyes
Those eyes that loved that Potter, never me
Those eyes that, though they saw me
Never knew I longed
I hold her close, to live forever
In her eyes
Imagine me, a lover
She was a true friend
But I hurt her and she hurt me
This pain will never end!
He has her eyes
He has Lily’s green eyes
Those eyes that first I loved so
How can
I now let go
And I still dare to be
In love, my wretched soul
In Lily’s eyes
In Lily’s eyes
As the students leave at last
But when I looked him in the face,
I saw her eyes
This Harry, he acts just like
His dad, that smarmy git
Yet something stirs me to think of her
I think of her
Each day I cast my spell
All night, secretly sigh
And now a boy has come who has her eyes
He has her eyes
The boy has Lily’s green eyes
Those eyes that saw me happy long ago
Those eyes that gave me life
And hope I’d never known
Oh how I hate this boy
And miss those green eyes
The boy has Lily’s green eyes
Those eyes that turned away, left me alone
Those eyes I feel will never ever let me go
How can I see this boy who has her green eyes?
In Lily’s eyes this Severus
Was good and true
But as I changed she turned away
My love she never knew
He has her eyes
He has my Lily’s green eyes
Those eyes that loved that Potter, never me
Those eyes that, though they saw me
Never knew I longed
I hold her close, to live forever
In her eyes
Imagine me, a lover
She was a true friend
But I hurt her and she hurt me
This pain will never end!
He has her eyes
He has Lily’s green eyes
Those eyes that first I loved so
How can
I now let go
And I still dare to be
In love, my wretched soul
In Lily’s eyes
In Lily’s eyes
Liberacor
The mountains are covered in snow now
It's a matter of time til the castle is too
And I can't be kept warm by
My memories of you
So what is the spell that can free my heart?
Liberacor
And I was terrified to find
The thick layer of frost
Linger on the ground
Throughout the day
And when I could see my breath
Like ghosts or memories
I knew my heart would freeze
Without you
So Liberacor
Set me free from your spell
You took your part and more
And you left me just as well
I know that spring will come
But you're a ghost to me now
And this winter in my heart
Will last forever
Until you
Liberacor
Set me free from your spell
You took your part and more
And you left me just as well
So liberacor
And I'll set you free from me
You might see the sun again
But you'll never see me
It's a matter of time til the castle is too
And I can't be kept warm by
My memories of you
So what is the spell that can free my heart?
Liberacor
And I was terrified to find
The thick layer of frost
Linger on the ground
Throughout the day
And when I could see my breath
Like ghosts or memories
I knew my heart would freeze
Without you
So Liberacor
Set me free from your spell
You took your part and more
And you left me just as well
I know that spring will come
But you're a ghost to me now
And this winter in my heart
Will last forever
Until you
Liberacor
Set me free from your spell
You took your part and more
And you left me just as well
So liberacor
And I'll set you free from me
You might see the sun again
But you'll never see me
In Which Bellatrix Can't Stop Talking About Herself
When Imperius doesn’t do the trick
And AK is overkill
They ask for me specifically
To use my special skill
I’m the witch on the moor
I’m the demon in the night
I’m the fear that creeps about you
I’m the Dark Mark in the sky
I’m the thorn on the rose
I’m the worm in the apple
I’m the venom in the snake
I’m the prize you cannot take
And it’s so awesome being evil!
Lord Voldemort loves me
My never-ending loyalty
So freaking awesome being evil!
Lord Voldemort loves me
He has all the power that I need
When there are happy homes to break
And children’s lives to ruin
While there are Mudbloods still alive
And Aurors left to do in
You will find me there
With my wand in my hand
The Cruciatus Curse
Not even death is worse
And it’s so awesome being evil!
Lord Voldemort loves me
My never-ending loyalty
So freaking awesome being evil!
The Dark Lord has the power that I need
I vow my devotion to all things Dark
And I swear on my purest blood
To do as I am told, Lord Voldemort
I’ll obey your every whim
I passionately follow him
I’m the lust that is forbidden
I’m the nightmare with no end
The secret you can’t keep hidden
The Dementors’ best friend
I’m the dagger at your throat
I’m a disembodied note
I'm the essence of your screaming
A stabbing pain, and death beseeming
And my eyes have all the seeming
Of a demon's that is dreaming
And the Dark Mark o'er me gleaming
Casts my shadow on the floor
And your soul from out that shadow
That lies floating on the floor
Your soul from out that shadow
Shall be lifted nevermore!
And it’s so awesome being evil!
Lord Voldemort loves me
My never-ending loyalty
So freaking awesome being evil!
I can do anything!
The Dark Lord has the power that I seek!
They ask for me specifically
To use my special skill
I’m the witch on the moor
I’m the demon in the night
I’m the fear that creeps about you
I’m the Dark Mark in the sky
I’m the thorn on the rose
I’m the worm in the apple
I’m the venom in the snake
I’m the prize you cannot take
And it’s so awesome being evil!
Lord Voldemort loves me
My never-ending loyalty
So freaking awesome being evil!
Lord Voldemort loves me
He has all the power that I need
When there are happy homes to break
And children’s lives to ruin
While there are Mudbloods still alive
And Aurors left to do in
You will find me there
With my wand in my hand
The Cruciatus Curse
Not even death is worse
And it’s so awesome being evil!
Lord Voldemort loves me
My never-ending loyalty
So freaking awesome being evil!
The Dark Lord has the power that I need
I vow my devotion to all things Dark
And I swear on my purest blood
To do as I am told, Lord Voldemort
I’ll obey your every whim
I passionately follow him
I’m the lust that is forbidden
I’m the nightmare with no end
The secret you can’t keep hidden
The Dementors’ best friend
I’m the dagger at your throat
I’m a disembodied note
I'm the essence of your screaming
A stabbing pain, and death beseeming
And my eyes have all the seeming
Of a demon's that is dreaming
And the Dark Mark o'er me gleaming
Casts my shadow on the floor
And your soul from out that shadow
That lies floating on the floor
Your soul from out that shadow
Shall be lifted nevermore!
And it’s so awesome being evil!
Lord Voldemort loves me
My never-ending loyalty
So freaking awesome being evil!
I can do anything!
The Dark Lord has the power that I seek!
Humungous Bighead Boy
Absolutely spiffing! How corking to see you!
Quite charmed! You ought to be filled with joy!
For it’s not every day that one gets to meet
The Humungous Bighead Boy!
I’m the Humungous Bighead Boy!
I’m the greatest boy around!
So come on up and shake my hand
I’m telling you, you’ll feel grand
Once you’ve met the Humungous Bighead Boy!
I polish my badge every day
Got to look sharp, you know
The sheen complements the smirk I have
When my humungous head starts to grow
I’m more important than you can guess
When they make me responsible, I scream, “YES!”
I’m the Humungous Bighead Boy!
I’m the greatest boy around!
So come on up and shake my hand
I’m telling you, you’ll feel grand
Once you’ve met the Humungous Bighead Boy!
Quite charmed! You ought to be filled with joy!
For it’s not every day that one gets to meet
The Humungous Bighead Boy!
I’m the Humungous Bighead Boy!
I’m the greatest boy around!
So come on up and shake my hand
I’m telling you, you’ll feel grand
Once you’ve met the Humungous Bighead Boy!
I polish my badge every day
Got to look sharp, you know
The sheen complements the smirk I have
When my humungous head starts to grow
I’m more important than you can guess
When they make me responsible, I scream, “YES!”
I’m the Humungous Bighead Boy!
I’m the greatest boy around!
So come on up and shake my hand
I’m telling you, you’ll feel grand
Once you’ve met the Humungous Bighead Boy!
Hey Flint
Hey Flint
Get off the field!
I booked the Quidditch pitch for today!
Get off the field!
I booked the Quidditch pitch for today!
Hey Flint
You scummy guy
Get out of here and let us fly!
You scummy guy
Get out of here and let us fly!
Hey Flint
Your house team sucks!
Get out of here before we get angry!
Your house team sucks!
Get out of here before we get angry!
Hey Flint
This isn't fair!
Whatever Snape says, we don't care!
This isn't fair!
Whatever Snape says, we don't care!
Hey Flint, hey Flint, hey Flint, hey Flint
You suck!
What can you do?
You better run before we brawl you!
You suck!
What can you do?
You better run before we brawl you!
Hey Flint
You're gonna pay
Watch out what your players say!
You're gonna pay
Watch out what your players say!
Hey Flint, hey Flint
It's Quidditch time out on the pitch!
We're gonna catch that Golden Snitch
And Malfoy's gonna be our--
(some kind of instrument breakdown)
It's Quidditch time out on the pitch!
We're gonna catch that Golden Snitch
And Malfoy's gonna be our--
(some kind of instrument breakdown)
Then McGonagall came along
And broke up our Quidditch song.
(Hey come on Professor! You didn’t hear what he sad! Aw man.)
Goodbye Muggle World
My parents are dentists
They know nothing of my wizarding world
And neither did I until
My letter from Hogwarts unfurled
They say that they love me
But I kind of wonder if they do
Cuz the truth is that they wanted me
To go to dental school
But it turns out I'm a witch
And I can't wait to go back to Hogwarts
And learn Potions and Charms and Arithmancy
I say goodbye to the Muggle world
I love to read Hogwarts, a History
I'm a witch and I will always be
I love being a witch
I spend my holidays at the Burrow
I never see my family
I much prefer my wizard friends
The Muggle world depresses me
And I can't wait to go back to Hogwarts
And learn Potions and Charms and Arithmancy
I say goodbye to the Muggle world
I love to read Hogwarts, a History
I'm a witch and I will always be
I love being a witch
At Hogwarts I shrunk my teeth
At Hogwarts I smoothed my hair
In the Muggle world they always laughed
In the Muggle world they didn't care
I know everything about being a witch
I practiced my magic as soon as I could
I picked up on all the slang
I know the spells that everyone should
And I can't wait to go back to Hogwarts
And learn Potions and Charms and Arithmancy
I say goodbye to the Muggle world
I love to read Hogwarts, a History
I'm a witch and I will always be
I love being a witch
I changed my parent's memories
And moved them far away
I said it was a sacrifice
But I'd rather be with Ronald any day
I say goodbye to the Muggle world
I'm a witch and I will always be
I love to read Hogwarts, a History
I love my Ronald Weasley
I love being a witch
They know nothing of my wizarding world
And neither did I until
My letter from Hogwarts unfurled
They say that they love me
But I kind of wonder if they do
Cuz the truth is that they wanted me
To go to dental school
But it turns out I'm a witch
And I can't wait to go back to Hogwarts
And learn Potions and Charms and Arithmancy
I say goodbye to the Muggle world
I love to read Hogwarts, a History
I'm a witch and I will always be
I love being a witch
I spend my holidays at the Burrow
I never see my family
I much prefer my wizard friends
The Muggle world depresses me
And I can't wait to go back to Hogwarts
And learn Potions and Charms and Arithmancy
I say goodbye to the Muggle world
I love to read Hogwarts, a History
I'm a witch and I will always be
I love being a witch
At Hogwarts I shrunk my teeth
At Hogwarts I smoothed my hair
In the Muggle world they always laughed
In the Muggle world they didn't care
I know everything about being a witch
I practiced my magic as soon as I could
I picked up on all the slang
I know the spells that everyone should
And I can't wait to go back to Hogwarts
And learn Potions and Charms and Arithmancy
I say goodbye to the Muggle world
I love to read Hogwarts, a History
I'm a witch and I will always be
I love being a witch
I changed my parent's memories
And moved them far away
I said it was a sacrifice
But I'd rather be with Ronald any day
I say goodbye to the Muggle world
I'm a witch and I will always be
I love to read Hogwarts, a History
I love my Ronald Weasley
I love being a witch
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